G’oof dudes and dudettes.
Rog the Blogger, that would be moi, is back online with some fun filled information.
An exciting weekend is looming. The Daring Dogs humans are off to the World Dog Games this weekend (31 October to 1 November) in Sydney at Acer Arena (Sydney Olympic Park Olympic Boulevard (cnr Edwin Flack Ave), Homebush Bay NSW 2127, Australia).
Despite what the promos for the event say:
“Australia's finest canine athletes, battling it out in the most spectacular pro-dog sporting event ever staged. See the very best canine athletes competing for the title of TOP DOG in the sports Agility, Flyball, Canine Disc and new to Australia, the incredible diving DOCKDOGS”;
the very finest and bestest canine athlete won’t be there. I am going to the land of bettybrit, aka Queensland, to run and play and generally hoon around in a less structured environment! I also aim to try this chasing sheep thing http://tiny.cc/59Xq1
You can read all about World Dog Games by pointing your browser to http://tiny.cc/GtZfe
In the meantime, remember my ‘review’ of the sidecar trips for you pooches with a sense of adventure – well if you get your humans to head to the Daring Dogs stand they will be able to see first hand the set up of motor bike and sidecar. And loads of other wondrous stuff that is on offer at the one stop shop of Daring Dogs http://www.daringdogs.com.au/.
Look out in the next week or so for my review of chasing sheep. What fun!
Can there be anything better than chasing dinner?
Til next time mateys,
rog
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Born to be Wild!
(tiny.cc/NlTdh)
G’oof dudes.
Tis your wondrous Rog the Blogger back again.
It’s been a bit dry between blogs. There is a good reason or two or three or more reasons. I have been a busy dude examining all the ‘experiences’ carefully – especially the food ones. A bloke has to eat lots and lots after all to fuel his adventures.
Today I’d like to encourage you pooches to step up and be especially bold as I have now tried two wheels!
Evil kn’evil eat your heart out.
Actually, a little ox heart would be a nice chewy snack. But I digress. Or is food really a digression? It is more the fuel of life. Especially treats and snacks! One can never have too many treats and snacks - except my human rations them out too strictly. She uses some disgusting rationale that I could lose my ‘lean and mean and shapely’ outline. As if! I have the body of a truly phenomenal athlete. As such, it needs fuel!
Ooops, back to the reason I have returned to the keyboard. Two wheels!
Being an extraordinary hound, I ride. I run. I eat. I run some more. But being a hound of remarkable abilities, I also ride a vintage motor bike. Not just ride. Just like I run at speed, I race a vintage motor bike. While not the same incredible freedom of being a runner of grace and speed on my four pegs, the ‘hog’ can be fun. It is especially fine to sit on it revving it up next to my human on her Vespa. When I open up the throttle on my ‘hog’ it is ZOOM and she is eating my dust!
Speaking of ‘hogs’ I do enjoy a bit of the old dead pig….
Now, while I fully appreciate that not all pooches have the style and ability to ride, there are other ways a pooch can get mobile via two wheels. For the smaller pooches like my mates Gu-man and Stinky, they can ride pillion. Actually, the Gu-man wouldn’t have the grace and balance to be a pillion pup. So for the Gu-man and other pooches wanting to be like the wild ‘un, have I got a treat for you.
No! Not that sort of treat, though I am getting a bit peckish after pecking out this blog. What I mean is the treat of motorised freedom – a ride in the side car of a powerful and full of grunt motor bike
The crow eater pooches are in for a thrilling treat. If you are a crow dude, point your human’s mouse clicking finger to http://tiny.cc/b3NRX
(tiny.cc/NlTdh)
G’oof dudes.
Tis your wondrous Rog the Blogger back again.
It’s been a bit dry between blogs. There is a good reason or two or three or more reasons. I have been a busy dude examining all the ‘experiences’ carefully – especially the food ones. A bloke has to eat lots and lots after all to fuel his adventures.
Today I’d like to encourage you pooches to step up and be especially bold as I have now tried two wheels!
Evil kn’evil eat your heart out.
Actually, a little ox heart would be a nice chewy snack. But I digress. Or is food really a digression? It is more the fuel of life. Especially treats and snacks! One can never have too many treats and snacks - except my human rations them out too strictly. She uses some disgusting rationale that I could lose my ‘lean and mean and shapely’ outline. As if! I have the body of a truly phenomenal athlete. As such, it needs fuel!
Ooops, back to the reason I have returned to the keyboard. Two wheels!
Being an extraordinary hound, I ride. I run. I eat. I run some more. But being a hound of remarkable abilities, I also ride a vintage motor bike. Not just ride. Just like I run at speed, I race a vintage motor bike. While not the same incredible freedom of being a runner of grace and speed on my four pegs, the ‘hog’ can be fun. It is especially fine to sit on it revving it up next to my human on her Vespa. When I open up the throttle on my ‘hog’ it is ZOOM and she is eating my dust!
Speaking of ‘hogs’ I do enjoy a bit of the old dead pig….
Now, while I fully appreciate that not all pooches have the style and ability to ride, there are other ways a pooch can get mobile via two wheels. For the smaller pooches like my mates Gu-man and Stinky, they can ride pillion. Actually, the Gu-man wouldn’t have the grace and balance to be a pillion pup. So for the Gu-man and other pooches wanting to be like the wild ‘un, have I got a treat for you.
No! Not that sort of treat, though I am getting a bit peckish after pecking out this blog. What I mean is the treat of motorised freedom – a ride in the side car of a powerful and full of grunt motor bike
The crow eater pooches are in for a thrilling treat. If you are a crow dude, point your human’s mouse clicking finger to http://tiny.cc/b3NRX
So dudes, “what is better than a good all body scratch?” Simply the wind on one’s muzzle.
‘til next time Mateys.
rog
Sunday, August 23, 2009
dudes on 2 wheels
g'oof dudes
ever think that 2 wheels might be fun? let me tell you that 2 wheels is 'sick'. totally scarf up the vomit sick. now mind you, i ride me-self, but i know some of you 4 leggeds need some help. so get your human to check out daringdogs.com.au where biking cool and other stuff is on offer.
wind on me muzzle.
freedom like chasing a possum.
tis all 'sick' my little dudes.
try it......
rog
Monday, June 29, 2009
G'oof, and welcome to my blog & reviews page.
My name is 'roger the blogger' and have I got a heap of good tips and stories for you pooches.
First off, how come humans don't get that "G'oof" is the pooch equivalent of G'day? Whenever my human comes to bed - even though I am elegantly draped over her pillows - she says "G'oof my side of the bed". Totally wrong!
Really, it isn't 'sick' at all.
Speaking of sick, isn't it great grousing out your human by gulping down meat and then bringing it up for later on (or ‘ron' in Aussie pooch lingo)?
But I digress.....
..... here at my blog you pooches will read reviews of some of the fantastic experiences listed on Daring Dogs. That way, you will know which experiences to get your humans to give you for Xmas or your next woof-day - way cooler than another boring old ball or collar! (C'mon, you know if you do that sad, soulful look you can get your humans to give you whatever you want ... heh, heh, heh!)
You will also learn how to train your humans. What is hot on Daring Dogs; what is news worthy; how to coat yourselves in perfume de roo poo (unless you gourmets want to talk roo poo sushi) or perfume de dead carp, and many, many other things. Any cool dude will want to read my blog because it's the pooch equivalent of wondrous stuff!
"I see wondrous things" is what that human digger dude Howard Carter said when he looked inside King Tut's grave. Well he didn't see real wondrous stuff, that's what you will see here. But the dude knew how to dig!
I will be blogging regularly but not predictably. so you need to keep checking back at http://www.daringdogs.com.au/.
Remember dudes, "why does a dog lick himself? Because he can! All the proof you need that we are the superior beings on this planet.....
‘til next time Mateys
Rog
My name is 'roger the blogger' and have I got a heap of good tips and stories for you pooches.
First off, how come humans don't get that "G'oof" is the pooch equivalent of G'day? Whenever my human comes to bed - even though I am elegantly draped over her pillows - she says "G'oof my side of the bed". Totally wrong!
Really, it isn't 'sick' at all.
Speaking of sick, isn't it great grousing out your human by gulping down meat and then bringing it up for later on (or ‘ron' in Aussie pooch lingo)?
But I digress.....
..... here at my blog you pooches will read reviews of some of the fantastic experiences listed on Daring Dogs. That way, you will know which experiences to get your humans to give you for Xmas or your next woof-day - way cooler than another boring old ball or collar! (C'mon, you know if you do that sad, soulful look you can get your humans to give you whatever you want ... heh, heh, heh!)
You will also learn how to train your humans. What is hot on Daring Dogs; what is news worthy; how to coat yourselves in perfume de roo poo (unless you gourmets want to talk roo poo sushi) or perfume de dead carp, and many, many other things. Any cool dude will want to read my blog because it's the pooch equivalent of wondrous stuff!
"I see wondrous things" is what that human digger dude Howard Carter said when he looked inside King Tut's grave. Well he didn't see real wondrous stuff, that's what you will see here. But the dude knew how to dig!
I will be blogging regularly but not predictably. so you need to keep checking back at http://www.daringdogs.com.au/.
Remember dudes, "why does a dog lick himself? Because he can! All the proof you need that we are the superior beings on this planet.....
‘til next time Mateys
Rog
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