Monday, June 29, 2009

G'oof, and welcome to my blog & reviews page.

My name is 'roger the blogger' and have I got a heap of good tips and stories for you pooches.

First off, how come humans don't get that "G'oof" is the pooch equivalent of G'day? Whenever my human comes to bed - even though I am elegantly draped over her pillows - she says "G'oof my side of the bed". Totally wrong!

Really, it isn't 'sick' at all.

Speaking of sick, isn't it great grousing out your human by gulping down meat and then bringing it up for later on (or ‘ron' in Aussie pooch lingo)?

But I digress.....

..... here at my blog you pooches will read reviews of some of the fantastic experiences listed on Daring Dogs. That way, you will know which experiences to get your humans to give you for Xmas or your next woof-day - way cooler than another boring old ball or collar! (C'mon, you know if you do that sad, soulful look you can get your humans to give you whatever you want ... heh, heh, heh!)

You will also learn how to train your humans. What is hot on Daring Dogs; what is news worthy; how to coat yourselves in perfume de roo poo (unless you gourmets want to talk roo poo sushi) or perfume de dead carp, and many, many other things. Any cool dude will want to read my blog because it's the pooch equivalent of wondrous stuff!

"I see wondrous things" is what that human digger dude Howard Carter said when he looked inside King Tut's grave. Well he didn't see real wondrous stuff, that's what you will see here. But the dude knew how to dig!

I will be blogging regularly but not predictably. so you need to keep checking back at http://www.daringdogs.com.au/.

Remember dudes, "why does a dog lick himself? Because he can! All the proof you need that we are the superior beings on this planet.....
‘til next time Mateys

Rog

1 comment:

  1. cool dog and cool website! would love to see rog try out the sidecar experience - a wolfie in a sidecar, that would be something to see!! Q - if rog is irish, why does he sound so ocker??

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